About Me

My name is Joe and from a young age I was smart, in reception I thought to have pioneered the written letters of my name at the time. Now as a young adult I play the piano and compose music scores while staring out onto the landscape of which I call home, as a light breeze gently cools me down from all the hard/intelligant/creative work I do. In my spare time I sit on a park bench and analyse passers by down to the very fibers of their socks and mutter a comical remarks. The other day a man without a shirt passed me and I commented \"his outfit is topless\". I\'m the outcome of the journey I have so far undertaken and the out cum has impregnated me with thoughts and ideas that make millions appear from my imagination. I also used to have abs.

Acting

Experience

Accents

Employment History & Experience

I was in stage coach acting from the age of 4 to 9 and did various plays and did musicals. I've acted in 4 student films playing the roles of: Heroin addict, a skilled tractor driver, a best friend, and a bank robber.

Modelling

Experience

Employment History & Experience

Someone was trying to take a photo of the big ben and I got in the way. Other than that I was asked to sign up and have photos taken of me for a casting website. So I turned up looking feral with scruffy hair and a lopsided beard that had over grown on the left side and was so clearly lopsided that peoples glaze seemed to slowly drift down from my eyes and start shifting from one side of my face to the other with look on their face that said "is he shaving in the reflection of a small shard of glass and can't seem to get the ratio right."

Music

Experience

Instruments Played

Employment History & Experience

I have been playing piano since the age of 7 and have composed various pieces and have a mixing software called logic and have been using this for some time. Also I have composed for a student TV broadcasting show.

Entertainment

Experience

Employment History & Experience

I entertain the public by skateboarding down stairs near Saint Paul's cathedral in Central London and have received such comments as "woahh", "Ooo", "that was sick", "can I film you for my holiday video".

Extras Work, Partipant, Contestant

Experience

Employment History & Experience

I've done voice over for a TV show as a rowdy youth shouting at a boy with his phone out. I don't know what the TV show was called, all I know is I was doing work experience and I was in one of the audio over rooms and the director needed someone to shout out and he picked me because none of his voice actors had the voice of a young man or could bellow with prowess and power like lion after a kill. So I did it, swear down.

Languages Spoken

Experience & Qualifications

General Experience

went to school, rubbed bald pupils on there head where it was socially expectable, got the standard GCSE's and left for collage where I'm currently at now. In collage I'm undertaking a Btec in creative media and rub bald pupils on there head where it's less socially expectable and am now in the cross country running team. I've taken additional music technology courses to be able to record, mix, and produce music to a semi professional standard.

Qualifications & Training

standard GCSE's and training in music technology. I also have a life guarding training for swimming pools.

Other Information

Relevant Skills

I'm like the unpaid for, unequipped, and not as swarvy OO7 you could say I'm an alcoholic that fails to chat up women and ends up drunk in a kids playground with a mission to get from one side of the monkey bars to the other. On another note I play piano, which also brings attention my incredible ability to write... "On another NOTE I play piano"... Ahhh see what I did there... Ya see what I did... subtle.

Interests & Hobbies

I like writing poetry, don't know why I just do, has helped me out a lot in relationships were I've had no money and needed to buy birthday or christmas presents. I skateboard and have been doing it for a while almost got sponsored by a local company but then snapped my ankle and had to have a cast on it for 2 months which ended what could have been a job. A huge hobby of mine is to write really unprofessional personal statements for casting websites in hope of some getting paid somehow for something.

Miscellaneous Information

If there was a word to sum me up as a person it would be "Versatile" you can give me a role and I'll do it, give me a roll of money and I'll lick the dust of your TV studio floor. In all seriousness I'm broke.