About Me

Well im over waight over hight over sized fun loving attention seeking larger than life Omnipitant unable to spell properly Simpleton

Experience & Qualifications

General Experience

I was one of the three kings in my primary school panto
Was soooooo long ago cant remember which one
But i did fall off the stage

Qualifications & Training

Absolutly none friendly and willing to learn
Can be cocky and brash but all in good fun

Other Information

Relevant Skills

Relevent to what havent been asked to do anything yet
Can turn my hand to all most anything mind as well

Interests & Hobbies

Food sex beer boxing cycling tv and bit of a film buff do like my films

Did i mention food sex and beer

Miscellaneous Information

Im big if you think you know just how big double it and then imagine it in a doorway filling said orafice