About Me

Me? I am very bright, funny but also very committed... I was a nurse for 20yrs/ran the ward, but left because I couldn\'t stand the way the lack of NHS funds left the patients suffering..blah blah..! Am married to a wonderful doctor, who has told me that I should just go for my dream...! My dream? I am 18st (although prob damn pretty for the chubby out there!) I can look? Ordinary, or the complete opposite... I was ALWAYS cast in the prime part at always my school/college part ?plays...maybe because I am such a good deceiver/liar..? Or because I, after a due to a \'complex\' childhood\' I have no fear of 1. Hard word. 2. Discipline 3. \'Playing\' any part that kept me safe...? Who knows... I am married to a doctor, have two very disappointing grown up children and now would give my bloody right arm to show the world that a very fat,middle-aged woman can STILL work her arse off and shine to the world... I am NOT too \'UP\' myself to bow down, work damn hard, be talked to like I\'m crap(had that past two decades with doctors/patients past two decades-and NEVER a SINGLE complaint) to do whatever you want of me. I\'m 19st, have tattoos, but can still \'blend\' very well. If nothing else I hope my post has brightened your day...!

Acting

Accents

Employment History & Experience

Only at school/college-where I always took the leading roles-but chose I different path

Entertainment

Employment History & Experience

Only the leads at college/school productions.

Extras Work, Partipant, Contestant

Employment History & Experience

None-although being a staff nurse, plus running a ward for 20yrs demanded more 'faces' than I ever dare to count... BUT nursing DOES demand a high level of discipline...a great 'transferable' skill-I have absolutely NO problem in getting on with what is expected of me-I simply NEVER waste the time and money of others... and absolutely no 'home ties' to let anyone down.. I was allowed to express my brilliant 'theatriacl' skills as a child-as I got older, I just used them to net me an amazing doctor husband.

Languages Spoken

Experience & Qualifications

General Experience

A nurse/ward manager of 20yrs...am also a qualified chef. BUT am extremely intelligent, committed and quick. And VERY conscientious-I DON'T let people down. I have amazing patience, very humble and am very FAT (but pretty). I doubt you have many very fat, 48yr old, women on your books? OR people who are so reliable...?

Qualifications & Training

I have a degree in nursing and an NVQ in Professional Cookery-and a spirit made of 'Fire & Ice'...

Other Information

Relevant Skills

See above.

Interests & Hobbies

ANYTHING that raises my heart rate-was a Search & Rescue medic for years,plus directly assisted the volunteer doctor service-who are called out to extreme medical situations that the ambulance service can't cope with-SO can EASILY deal with stress-or was happy to spend all night, out in ALL extreme weathers-hiking for up to 18hrs at a time carrying an 35lb medic pack on my back...BUT also able to cater for a huge event, to a VERY high standard, at just 48hrs notice... I have only become fat in the past 3yrs, and don't want to miss the opportunity to use it in some way...! It would be bloody brilliant if I could flick on the TV one day and see an advert for ?Asda, and see a plain, ordinary looking fat woman in the background, choosing her onions, and it was me...! Money not important. Self esteem everything...

Miscellaneous Information

Thank you for reading this.Hope you have a wonderful day. PS I wanted to attach a photo, but I just couldn't work out how to-IF you show interest in me, then I will go find someone 30yrs younger to show me how. xxx