About Me

I was born in Hackney, 07/02/1976, I have an older brother (born on the same date 5 yrs previously) and an older sister. We were brought up by my father as a single parent family. I left school at 16 and moved in with my partner at 17. We have 4 children, 2 boys and 2 girls, aged 16,13, 11 and 3.

Music

Experience

Vocal Skills

Employment History & Experience

None as such, however I have attended various open mic sessions where I have sang solo and as part of a group.
I have also sang in numerous baths and showers, unfortunately there
was no audience to witness these performances so their quality can't
be verified.

Languages Spoken

Experience & Qualifications

General Experience

I have one GCSE, B grade in music. Since leaving school at 16 I have been employed in the public sector where, for the past 17 years I have pretended, on a daily basis to enjoy my job, find the customers
benign conversations interesting and generally act happy and welcoming whilst my soul dies a slow and painful death.

Qualifications & Training

As above.

Other Information

Relevant Skills

As I'm sure you're aware by now I have no professional acting experience, however I do have a strong belief that I can perform well
in this industry and, given the fact that I'm in a relationship that has lasted over 17 yrs I believe I have a good foundation for an acting career.

Interests & Hobbies

I'm a keen fan of British based comedy, from stand up to sit coms, there's not much I haven't seen. Obvious favourites being father Ted,
black books and the like, although I also like a bit of surrealism such
as the league of gentlemen, Vic and Bob and Eddie Izzard.
I enjoy playing poker (small stakes) and try to get to a game once a
month. I'm not so keen on online play as it takes the human element out of the game, an element I particularly enjoy as I'm able to show
off my acting skills.
I like to keep myself fit and cycle alot, in fact cycling is a big part of
my day to day life, I use my bike to get literally everywhere seeing as
most of my family and work are no more than 10 miles from
home.

Miscellaneous Information

Although it seems haven't taken this application too seriously (and I haven't, apart from the "interests and hobbies" and "about me" bit, my favourite subject), I feel as I have nothing to lose by having a bit of fun applying for a job for which I have no qualifications, training or experience.